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 Friday, October 4, 2002
"Whoever is responsible for that should suffer severe and dire consequences. And if we could get our hands on them, we would deal with it physically. We'd (mess) them up." -- Cardinals manager Tony La Russa (as quoted by Post-Dispatch columnist Bernie Miklasz) in response to this tasteless stunt played by a Phoenix radio DJ on the widow of deceased pitcher Darryl Kile.
Apparently CNN Headline News is trying to lure more young viewers by using slang in it's broadcasts. A) One could write volumes about these corporate media syndicates dumbing down America in an attempt to further pad the bottom line, B) nobody even says "whack", "fly", or "ill" anymore -- these morons would just be making fools of themselves by sounding so dated, C) Conan O'Brien had a great joke the other night about CNN changing the name of "Lou Dobbs Money Line" to "Lou Dobbs Bling Bling."
Thursday, October 3, 2002
ESPN the Magazine has an excellent look at the life and death of former NBA player Bison Dele (aka Brian Williams). I hate the NBA, had no idea who this cat was, but I still found the article to be a fascinating read.
I was looking through my web site statistics and I noticed one person found my site by searching for Sylvester Stalone in porn (the link to my site is currently on the 2nd results page). I guess I originally misspelled Stallone the time I mentioned him.
There's is no end to the crazy shit you find on the net. Here's a site that reviews and categorizes every single kind of potato chip and similar type of snack known to man. We used to be obsessed with these spicy chips in junior high (thank you, cafeteria!). I was more than pleased to see them at 7-11 a few weeks back.
Wednesday, October 2, 2002
For some reason I was thinking about football today and remembered a contraption called the Stadium Pal. I haven't bothered to check that site in a long time and was delighted to see that, since my last visit, they've developed a product called the Stadium Gal. Now both men and women can enjoy walking around with a bag of urine strapped to their legs.
After reading this first letter I fail to see why anyone would ever want to have a kid in their life. There's no way I could deal with that situation.
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