So, MTV ran a Real World marathon this weekend to hype their new Real World parody movie. I thought I would go through season by season and pick out an All-Star cast (of those I'd want to live with) and a Suck-ass (those who it'd be a nightmare to live with) comprising of
one member from each season (excluding Chicago b/c I really didn't watch much of it).
The All-Stars:
NY 1: Heather B - Seemed like a lot of fun, might let you freestyle in the studio with her.
LA: Dominic - By far the easiest choice, he's the man that gets the party started.
San Fran: Puck - You gotta have at least one trouble maker.
London: Jacinda - Model from Australia. Uh, because she's hot???
Miami: Mike, maybe - Was the least sucky member. Gets in by default.
Boston: Sean - He's a lawyer now. Could come in handy.
Seattle: Janet - Uh, also hot.
Hawaii: Teck - Can also get the party started.
New Orleans: Kelly - Another fabulous babe.
NY 2: Coral - I'll go with Coral just because she takes crap from no one.
The Suck-Asses:
NY 1: Eric - Dumb, model type. Was the annoying host of The Grind.
LA: Beth - As Miami Mike said, "Beth sucks ass.".
San Fran: Judd - Oooo, look at me, I'm Mr. Sensitive Male.
London: Mike - Did a poor job of representing STL with his "ugly American" routine.
Miami: Flora - What a psycho.
Boston: Genesis - Did she ever do anything besides feeling sorry for herself?
Seattle: Stephen - Sure, she probably deserved it, but you DON'T hit women.
Hawaii: Amaya - Annoying, drama queen.
New Orleans: Matt - Dork.
NY 2: Nicole - I'm convinced she used to be a man.
Monday, August 5, 2002
